Strike of the dentures....

We have a senile old lady on the unit right now.....and by that I mean that she is very confused and can get.....er.....quite 'blunt' with us.

Well, needless to say, she was in the middle of one of her fits when I walked into the room.....and watched, in slow motion, as a pair of upper dentures came flying through the air directly towards me. Using my spare ninja skills, I continued to dodge the dentures in a very skillful fashion.....

.....and by that I mean that I simply moved a little quicker across the room....the dentures actually just fell to the floor. Kinda funny nonetheless though. Dentures flying at me! All in a day's.....er.....night's work.

p.s. If the picture of the dentures is making you sick too, realize that I HATE dealing with dentures, let alone having them fly at me.....I posted a picture so that you can imagine how horrific it would have been had they actually hit me....ew....