Here are the Ranks of a Hospital .....Surgeon: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more productive than a train. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Talks with God.
Internist: Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a switch engine. Is faster than a speeding BB. Walks on water if the sea is calm. Talks with God if special request is approved .
General Practitioner: Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds. Is almost as powerful as a switch engine. Can fire a speeding bullet. Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool. Is occasionally addressed by God
Resident: Barely clears a picket fence. Loses tug-of-war with a train. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury. Swims well. Talks with animals
Intern: Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to leap buildings. Is run over by a train. Is not issued ammunition. Dog paddles. Talks to walls.
Medical Student: Runs into buildings. Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times. Wets himself with a water pistol. Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver. Mumbles to himself.
Nurse: Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks trains off the track. Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them. Freezes water with a single glance. The Nurse IS God!!!!
Ok seriously, I am laughing, like, hard... Did you write that all yourself? You're friggin hilarious. Yes, that's right. FRIGGIN.
ReplyDeletehaha, I will be reading this on repeat. I may even send it to my nurse sister so she can laugh. Maybe my nurse cousin too to get her through the last three weeks of her semester, You're awesome :)
hhaha...
okay okay so you didn't write it. but you DID post it, which still makes you pretty cool. And you're a nurse, so you win all the prizes!!!
ReplyDeleteyup...freakin' hillarious! I guess after a road trip to Cali, you need a good laugh having to go back to work!
ReplyDelete-Ty